Summer Bird And The Butterfly: Archive

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thegovernmentstolemytoad: wantingtowander: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. Omg. I just cant. Wait, did the weatherman just troll everyone watching the news?

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Nap-Ready Porch Swings

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life 
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is 
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone 
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school 
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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“Merida’s sexuality is a non-issue in the film, and the fact that this topic is...”

– Autostraddle, “Brave’s Unconventional Heroine: What Doesn’t Queer You Makes You Stronger” [x] (via mswyrr)

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That moment right around midnight when the...

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Things I Say While Driving

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud. 
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop. 
Me: Nope, roof rack.